An early Merry Christmas to all my porn-surfing friends. As the oh-so-accurate song from the musical Avenue Q goes: “The Internet is for Porn.” Now Logitech has cashed in on the age old problem of how to clean your increasingly sticky keyboard: get a washable one. Those flexible silicone keyboard covers are a good idea in theory but just don’t cut it when the squishy texture of your keyboard makes it difficult to type phrases like “free hot clown foot fetish videos” into google.

But now you can easily perv and jerk ’til your heart’s content, knowing you are a soapy sponge away from keys that won’t glow under a black light.